Saturday, February 6, 2010

I said: "What what, in the butt"

I saw the funniest thing on a random 'innit' that I saw on nuffnang while I was on the site earlier. However, please don't ask me what an 'innit' is, because I haven't the faintest fuckin' idea what it's 'in'.

Oooooooooooooooo~! Someone's being naughty!

Anyway, the moment I saw that, being the innocent angel that I am, I felt disgusted to my very core and hurriedly closed the web browser to avoid tainting my fragile mind any further.

Yeah right! XD

What actually happened was that I moved like greased lightning and clicked on the word 'butt' so fast my mouse pointer was nothing more than a blurry smear on the screen.

And then, to tempt me further, it brought me to this:


WOW! Porn! Awesome! So I clicked again. And I wasn't disappointed at all. You can see what I saw right here. Thank you Crazy Onion!

Have fun.

Oh btw, this butt-topic also reminded me of a song I heard on Southpark. Its called What What (In The Butt) and I'm dedicating this part of the post to my darling (since I've managed to corrupt her by repeatedly singing this song in front of her. Its got a really catchy chorus). :P

I've included the lyrics below and the youtube video for your listening and viewing pleasure.

Chorus 1
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

Chorus 2
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

I feel you watching me, over there
Come to me, if you care
Don't sit and stare, it's just not fair
Make your move, if you dare

What what

Repeat Chorus 1 and Chorus 2

It's okay, if you have a little fright
Don't you worry, I won't bite (not that hard)
If you wan't it, I'll give you power
Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower

Repeat Chorus 1

I will give you what you need
all I wan't is your big fat seed
give it to me if you please
give it to me if you please (Repeat once)

Repeat Chorus 1 and Chorus 2

I said: "What what, in the butt"
(I will give you what you need)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(all I wan't is your big fat seed)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(give it to me if you please)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(give it to me if you please)

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(I will give you what you need)
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(all I wan't is your big fat seed)
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(give it to me if you please)
Let's do it in the butt,
(give it to me if you please)
OKAY!
I said: "what what" okay.  

What What (In The Butt)
 

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